Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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