she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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