Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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i just sent this text using only my big toe
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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