Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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