i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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