Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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