We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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