I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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