Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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