my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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