shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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