i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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