She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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