No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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