Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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