Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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