She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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