I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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