I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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