...so i touched it.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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