Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
barbara walters just said penis...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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