got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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