she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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