I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize