Whod you bang
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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