Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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