oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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