We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize