You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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