Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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