Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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