omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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