So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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