NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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