last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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