So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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