I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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