I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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