People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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