I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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