Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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