Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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