What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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