I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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