K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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