You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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