It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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