Sry I called you an 8
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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