they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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