How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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